March 2011
46 posts
ever so sweet.: A Pokemon Poem. →
jonathan-aquino:
rainbowactivepanda:
heysoulmate:
Charmanders are red
Mudkipz are blue
if you were a pokemon, i’d choose you
your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam
like Jesse & James, we could be the perfect Rocket Team
I will stay by your side…
Your crush is online.
crystallizationdisaster:
thatawesome90skid:
You
I want this to happen to me. :”>
Please :”>
When your friends have snacks and you're just like
When I open a pack of gum,
Live backwards is Evil. Devil backwards is Lived.
Don’t worry if your single. Gods looking @ you saying: “Don’t worry, I’m saving this girl for someone special”..
What would...
What would happen if Poreotics, Quest Crew, and Super Crew were in the same season?
Blasting music in my room.
nerdsfuckharder:
My mom:
“TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!”
Me:
“Okay shit…calm down.”
Brought tears to my eyes.
Boy: Hey, hun!
Girl: Hey.
Boy: I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there?
Girl: Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.
Boy: Oh really? Why?
Girl: Oh, nothing. Just some annual shots, that's all.
Boy: Oh.
Girl: So what did you guys do in Math today?
Boy: You didn't miss anything that great, just a lot of notes.
Girl: Okay, good.
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Hey, I have a question to ask.
Boy: Okay, ask away.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Boy: You know I love you more than anything in this world.
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Why did you ask?
Girl: *silence*
Boy: Is something wrong?
Girl: No. Nothing at all. Um. How much do you care about me?
Boy: I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.
Girl: You would?
Boy: Yeah of course I would. *sounding worried* Is there something wrong?
Girl: No, everything's fine.
Boy: Are you sure?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Okay. I hope so.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: I would take a bullet for you any day, hun.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Any day. Now, seriously, is there something wrong?
Girl: No, I'm fine. You're fine. We're fine. Everyone and everything is fine.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Well, I have to go. I'll see you tomorrow at school.
Boy: Alright, bye. I love you!
Girl: Yeah. I love you too. Bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
Boy: Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?
Friend: No.
Boy: Oh.
Friend: She wasn't here yesterday, either.
Boy: I know. She was acting all weird on the phone last night.
Friend: Well, dude, you know how girls are sometimes.
Boy: Yeah, but not her.
Friend: I don't know what else to say, man.
Boy: Okay, well I gotta get to English. I'll see ya after school.
Friend: Yeah I gotta get to Science. Later.
THAT NIGHT
Girl: Hello?
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Oh, hey.
Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
Girl: Uh, I had another appointment with the doctor.
Boy: Are you sick?
Girl: Um, I have to go. My mom’s calling on the other line.
Boy: I’ll wait.
Girl: It may take a while. I’ll call you later.
Boy: Alright. I love you.
-very long pause-
Girl: *with a tears in her eyes* Look, I think we should break up.
Boy: What?!
Girl: It’s the best thing for us right now.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I love you.
THE GIRL DOESN’T COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE
Boy: Hey dude.
Friend: Hey.
Boy: What’s up?
Friend: Nothing. Hey, have you talked to your ex lately?
Boy: No.
Friend: So you didn’t hear?
Boy: Hear what?
Friend: Um, I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you…
Boy: Dude, just tell me!
Friend: Uh. Call this number, 433-555-3468.
Boy: Okay, thanks!
BOY CALLS THE NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
Voice: Hello, Suppam County Hospital. This is Nurse Victoria.
Boy: Uh, I must have the wrong number. I’m looking for my friend.
Voice: What is their name, sir?
*boy gives info*
Voice: Yes, this is the right number. She’s one of our patients here.
Boy: Really? Why? What happened? How is she?
Voice: Her room number is 646 in building A, suite 3.
Boy: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Voice: Please come by, sir, and you can see her. Goodbye.
Boy: WAIT! NO!
THE BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM 646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. THE GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
Boy: Oh my God, are you okay?
Girl: *silence*
Boy: Dear, talk to me!
Girl: I..
Boy: You what?
Girl: I have cancer and I’m on life support.
Boy: *breaks into tears*
Girl: They're taking me off tonight.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I wanted to tell you, but I couldn’t .
Boy: Why didn’t you tell me?
Girl: I didn’t want to hurt you.
Boy: You could never hurt me.
Girl: I just wanted to see if you felt about me the same as I felt about you.
Boy: Huh?
Girl: I love you more than anything. I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.
Boy: *crying*
Girl: Don’t be sad. I love you and I’ll always be there with you.
Boy: Then why did you break up with me?
Nurse: Young man, visiting hours are over.
The boy leaves and later that night the girl is taken off of life support and dies, but what the boy didn’t know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time. She only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks left to live and thought that it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
The boy is found dead with a gun in one hand and a note in the other.
THE NOTE SAID:
“I told her that I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me.”
Roses are red, violets are blue, if Rebecca Black...
ahaha
Just because were far away, doesn't mean I don't...
Mannn I miss you Hannah.
Happy 22nd Birthday Dumbo..
poreoticstictictic:
if you get sexted by someone you don't like. does...
Yes or no?
Finally I got my Skull Candies… best ear sets ever.
These Ear sets are pretty beast.
"Women are so lucky! They can have sex all they...
Reblog if you think this is soooo true.
:P
ibebit0y:
@Roybnh00d- You don’t even dougie!!
Ahaha lmao.
my brother just started to do the dougie hahaha
Wth? in that case, if he really dougies, tell him to COME AT ME. (not in tha gross way ;) ).
@Robynh00d - You don’t even dougie!!
Ahaha lmao.
B-Boys + B-Girls
When I dougie, i tend to attract black girls... :P
The world is ending and I still haven't met Justin...
anythingbieber:
Look at this sugar shack!
The Creator of Hello Kitty, Yuko Yamaguchi, died...
shirohitsugaya:
-heidemae:
omgomg, what the actual fuck. i am sad now):
I am sad, why japan? why..
:(
The creator of 'Pokemon' Satoshi Tajiri with 45...
learnfromtheyesterday:
brittany-carel:
R.I.P Satoshi
noooooo </3
